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There will be posts and updates here about the next book, and we'll send out a summons via the mana link when it's time for your next financial sacrifice!

Glad you liked the book, now of course, I have to ask.

No pressure to get it right.

No intimidation, it's not like someone's going to open a demonic gateway in your bedroom and torture you all night if you get it wrong. Hint Hint.

But, who, do you think was the greatest hero in this book? The most magnificent character and true paragon of virtue and sincerity? The most fully realized, got it together character? The one that the readers most empathize with?

Just curious.

Tizzy

AHEM!!!!

Please note WHO you are talking to!!!!!

I am not comic RELIEF!! I'm a super scary mean demon!!!

And I'm a hero! Tom wouldn't be getting anything done or Kicking Knight Butt without my assistance and guidance!

--Hmmm, KKB: Kicking Knight Butt--I think I can use that....

Jenn is very annoying; however she's so up tight that I love riling her up. If only I could get her to go all pale like Gastrope'

I lied, there will be a demonic gateway going to your bedroom tonight! If you see a ball of fire appear out of thin air, don't panic--it's not going to be the fire that's the problem it's what comes through it!!

I'm going to come and sit by your bedside and talk at you all night long! You won't be able to sleep! You will beg for mercy!!!!

Tizzy

I'm a bit of a hero???

Is that a reference to my height? Just because I'm like 6 feet shorter than Tom when standing on all 4's doesn't mean I'm too short. I'm almost as tall as him if I wobble up on my hind legs!!!!!

Glad you like the book though. This author guy lost a few things transcribing my story for people in your world. I'm thinking that's why people don't realize that I'm actually the protagonist!

What a great idea! Killing people in a gruesome manner! That's what I'll do in book II! Then people will know the real hero!

I'd been holding back, Tom seems to be a bit squeamish on this issue, although he's proven pretty adept at it. So, no more holding back.

I agree it would be funny. I'm thinking the wedding night might cause her head to blow! When he got undressed and took off his human suit!

Thank you! And yes, he lost more than a few of my marbles...he seems to portray me as somewhat unbalanced, when obviously, as anyone can see I'm the one who's balanced and it's the world that's tilted.

Yeah...I (may) have written some net fiction under pseudonyms where that sort of thing happens...but that's really not the reading audience I'm trying to capture in this book...

Thank you.

I somehow missed this very appropriate post. I wish more people appreciated my efforts to get this lazy author working...

You don't need to thank that lazy author guy.

you know he's just a Warlock of mine, right?

<jerry>no, you are a figment of my imagination</jerry>

How do you know you aren't a figment of mine?

He's so annoying.